Just Say You Need The Money
In a developing sports story, the previously unknown Matt Murphy of New York held a news conference about a piece of baseball memorabilia he has in his possession. The 21 year old Murphy was present at the San Fransisco Giants and Washington Nationals game during the fifth inning when Barry Bonds* hit homer number 756. After spending 13 bucks for a cheap seat ticket, the Bonds* blast landed in his section. After a short scuffle with a number of fans, he came up with the ball in his hand.
But now, after holding onto the ball for just a short time, Murphy announced at a news conference he’s going to put the baseball up for sale. Bonds* says he doesn’t want the ball. As a matter of fact he went on to say, “I’ve never believed a home run ball belonged to the player. If he caught it, it’s his.”
So, why is Murphy willing to let the ball go at auction? Here’s what he said at the press conference; “It’s such an important part of baseball history that I wanted to keep it, but I’m young, I don’t have the bank account to afford the financial incurrences that come with keeping this major part of history.”
Financial incurrences!? What in the world is he talking about? First off, incurrences isn’t even a word. I guess this is just another case of our fine educational institutions at work.
Also, it appears this 21 year old college kid can afford to vacation in Australia, which by the way is where he was heading right after attending the baseball game. That’s right folks, this cash-strapped college student was flying off to Australia for a vacation. Apparently he and a buddy had some time to kill in between flights so they went to the baseball game.
So, lets get this straight, Murphy can afford a trip to Australia, but he can’t afford 5 bucks for the plastic baseball holder.
Give me a break. Why doesn’t he just say he’s money hungry and wants the cash.
Just my two cents.
Dr. Rus
